In Trouble

All my life I've been a criminal -- luckily only when I'm asleep. In my recurring dream, the police are always hunting for me because I've done something really dumb and disgusting. Once, I dreamed that I pulled out a gun and robbed the diner where I go every morning before breakfast and where everybody knows me and knows my family. Another time I went to pick up the police chief's daughter for a date and ended up stealing the chief's car out of his driveway instead. By the end of my recurring dream, I am invariably running down a street with th cops hot after me, saying to myself, Why did I even do that? It's not like I needed to. Now I'm in trouble, in trouble in trouble...

Luckily, unlike real criminals, I get to wake up from my bad dream!